Bodily Functions: Which Part of the Body of Christ Are You?

  1. Which of the following words best describes your personality?
    • thoughtful
    • surprising
    • energetic
    • passionate
    • gregarious
  2. When asked to help out at church, you are the one who ends up
    • taking out the garbage
    • playing with the kids in crèche
    • chatting for hours with the people in the kitchen
    • leading the singing
    • praying for everyone
  3. When you meet people who don't know Jesus, you
    • share 2 Ways to Live with them as soon as the topic comes up in conversation
    • tell them bluntly that they're going to hell
    • seek to spend more time with them to get to know them better
    • invite them along to church
    • start praying for them
  4. During your quiet times, you tend to
    • read large chunks of the Bible to better absorb the larger picture
    • meticulously work through a passage for weeks on end, often referring to the original Hebrew/Aramaic/Greek
    • spend most of the time in prayer
    • do everything on the go because your life is so busy
    • eat
  5. Your favourite part of any church service is the
    • question time
    • prayers
    • singing
    • sermon
    • coffee afterwards
  6. In your spare time, you really enjoy
    • making things with your hands
    • challenging others with your vibrant wit
    • visiting people (you especially like dropping in unexpectedly)
    • organising events
    • giving to those in need
  7. The best way for you to memorise Bible verses is to
    • repeat them over and over like a mantra
    • sing them Colin Buchanan-style
    • recite them while gesturing with wild hand movements
    • write them out by hand a hundred times
    • listen to them while you're falling asleep
  8. You are the kind of person who
    • takes charge
    • sets the vision
    • helps others
    • analyses anything and everything
    • problem-solves
  9. Your favourite Christmas carol is
    • “Silent Night”
    • “God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen”
    • “Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer”
    • “Angels We Have Heard On High”
    • “Little Drummer Boy”
  10. You usually find yourself hanging out with
    • people your own age
    • people who are much older than you
    • people who are much younger than you
    • people with curly hair
    • musicians

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