(When you say the heading to this blog post, say it like Milla Jovovich in The Fifth Element.)
Read this today in the SMH and couldn't help cracking up at the mental image it inserted into my brain:
Thousands of live chickens spilled onto the M7 freeway after a truck carrying the birds crashed during the storm.
The truck aquaplaned and crashed about 3am while taking the Horsley Drive exit ramp at Wetherill Park, police said.
The truck hit a wall and rolled back onto the freeway, spilling up to 4000 chickens onto the road, police said.
Northbound traffic was being diverted onto Elizabeth Drive and returning to the M7 via the Old Wallgrove Road, with heavy traffic on Cowpasture Road, Elizabeth Drive and Wallgrove Road due to the diversions.
The condition of the chickens is unknown.
I know, I know, poor chickens ...
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